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Introducing the ultimate in perimeter defense and questionable life choices: A Custom Claymore Mine! Perfect for when a simple "Keep Out" sign just won't cut it. Whether it's warding off unwanted intruders, critters, or nosy neighbors, this is your go-to device for keeping things explosive. As a firm believer in the First Amendment, there isn’t a mine I won’t make.
Custom Text: Express yourself! Choose from classic phrases like “Front Toward Amazon”, “Front Toward Solicitors”, “Oops, Wrong Direction”, or “Front Toward *******” The limit is your imagination!
Portable Fireworks Show: Sure, it’s technically anti-personnel, but we prefer to think of it as "crowd control for undesirables".
100% Reusable (if you can find the pieces). Environmentally friendly, in the sense that it instantly turns intruders into compost material.
Perfect For:
Convincing door-to-door salespeople you really don’t need solar panels.
Setting up your personal space at the campground—guaranteed privacy.
Repurposing as a totally excessive squirrel deterrent (we don’t judge).
Deterring unwanted houseguests (like your in-laws).
Keeping your lawn gnome army safe from enemy gnome factions.
Starting conversations—and ending them quickly!
When subtle just isn’t your thing.
Introducing the ultimate in perimeter defense and questionable life choices: A Custom Claymore Mine! Perfect for when a simple "Keep Out" sign just won't cut it. Whether it's warding off unwanted intruders, critters, or nosy neighbors, this is your go-to device for keeping things explosive. As a firm believer in the First Amendment, there isn’t a mine I won’t make.
Custom Text: Express yourself! Choose from classic phrases like “Front Toward Amazon”, “Front Toward Solicitors”, “Oops, Wrong Direction”, or “Front Toward *******” The limit is your imagination!
Portable Fireworks Show: Sure, it’s technically anti-personnel, but we prefer to think of it as "crowd control for undesirables".
100% Reusable (if you can find the pieces). Environmentally friendly, in the sense that it instantly turns intruders into compost material.
Perfect For:
Convincing door-to-door salespeople you really don’t need solar panels.
Setting up your personal space at the campground—guaranteed privacy.
Repurposing as a totally excessive squirrel deterrent (we don’t judge).
Deterring unwanted houseguests (like your in-laws).
Keeping your lawn gnome army safe from enemy gnome factions.
Starting conversations—and ending them quickly!
When subtle just isn’t your thing.
Introducing the ultimate in perimeter defense and questionable life choices: A Custom Claymore Mine! Perfect for when a simple "Keep Out" sign just won't cut it. Whether it's warding off unwanted intruders, critters, or nosy neighbors, this is your go-to device for keeping things explosive. As a firm believer in the First Amendment, there isn’t a mine I won’t make.
Custom Text: Express yourself! Choose from classic phrases like “Front Toward Amazon”, “Front Toward Solicitors”, “Oops, Wrong Direction”, or “Front Toward *******” The limit is your imagination!
Portable Fireworks Show: Sure, it’s technically anti-personnel, but we prefer to think of it as "crowd control for undesirables".
100% Reusable (if you can find the pieces). Environmentally friendly, in the sense that it instantly turns intruders into compost material.
Perfect For:
Convincing door-to-door salespeople you really don’t need solar panels.
Setting up your personal space at the campground—guaranteed privacy.
Repurposing as a totally excessive squirrel deterrent (we don’t judge).
Deterring unwanted houseguests (like your in-laws).
Keeping your lawn gnome army safe from enemy gnome factions.
Starting conversations—and ending them quickly!
When subtle just isn’t your thing.